Jokes For You

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Bcoz it means....
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E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too" .

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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/wYoung Age & Old Age?

Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?..