Jokes

Boss: Where were you born?

Vimal: India..

Boss: which part?

Vimal: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

2 Boys were fixing a bomb in a car.

Boys 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Boys 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Vimal: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Vimal: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Vimal joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Vimal: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Vimal: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Vimal: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Vimal: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Vimal: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Vimal: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Vimal: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Vimal: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Vimal: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.